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It’s Coming!
Hey, folks!
I’m making a little entry here to let you know that I have a book coming out and it has just gone into pre-order! The book is called Abduction Etiquette and it contains about 50 or so monologues that I wrote to perform at open mic nights at coffee houses and the like. They’re all very short pieces and I have performed each and every one of them in public. So, these all come pre-tested for audience reaction! š
I am incredibly excited about this. Right now it’s looking as though the publication date is going to be some time in August, but that may be subject to change depending on the number of pre-orders we get.
Now, the cover price of the book, when it’s published, is going to be $14 (plus S&H) but right now there’s a pre-order sale going on! Anyone who pre-orders the book right now will be able to get it for $9 (plus S&H).
Now here’s where I’m going to ask for a little bit of help.
If you’re interested in ordering the book, by all means, feel free to do so. I’ll be more than happy for you to. If you’re not so sure, then that’s okay. š BUT I’d appreciate it if you let anybody that you know – who you think might be interested – know about the book. So if you have any friends who are into acting or comedy or who like strange poetry, people who are involved in theatre or in university theatre departments, actors, acting students or folks who just like silly character pieces, I would very much appreciate it!
Before this book can come out I’ve got a target of at least 100 pre-sales I need to make. If it doesn’t make 100 by August then the publication date may get pushed back. If, on the other hand, we make 100 pre-sales well before the publication date, then it may come out early! And of course nothing would thrill me more, and I’m sure anybody else who actually goes in and pre-orders it would be cool with that coming out to them early as well.
With your help, I think we can definitely pull it off.
The pre-order deal is currently available at:
http://www.mainstreetrag.com/JRyan.html
This is the first time I will ever have an actual book out. I am ridiculously excited about it and I thank you very much for having the patience to let me ramble about it a bit.
And now, if you’re curious about what kind of monologues these are, there are three samples on that site, but I’ve also recorded oneĀ for you and will be putting it at the end of the audio file for this blog post.
Thanks again and I hope you enjoy it!
The monologue, Kingdom of Java, is at the end of the recording! Click below to listen:
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Music by Dave Girtman
I Can Quit Whenever I Want
Iāve been playing a ridiculous amount of World of Warcraft lately.
Iām sure if a cyber-cop pulled me over on the Information Superhighway and gave me a virtual breathalyzer test Iād be several points over the legal WoW limit.
Why am I so captivated?Ā What is it about this game thatās got me wondering if I need to join a 12-step program?
Is it the Immersion?
Have I begun to slip heedlessly into a fantasy world and lost all sense of reality?Ā Nah, probably not.Ā Iām more of what one would call a ācasual gamer.āĀ I understand the fear of entering a game world and feeling as though one is more a part of it than oneās own life.Ā Thatās often the kind of problem one sees in science fiction stories about people entering virtual reality and losing all sense of self.Ā But the truth of the matter is that World of Warcraft is pretty cool, but the Matrix itās not.Ā Heck, even the Matrix MMO wasnāt.Ā Besides, I donāt have all that much of a sense of reality to lose in the first place.
Is it the Simplicity?
World of Warcraft is very easy to play.Ā The controls are easy to learn.Ā Thereās very little in the way of resource management (aside from how much space you have in the bags you carry around to stuff quest items, fishing poles, alchemy bottles and magical pairs of pants into).Ā You receive instructions, get pointed in a direction and usually go off to either kill things or pick things up off the ground ā sometimes both.Ā Not a lot of thought is required.Ā If you want to interact with other players, you can, but recent updates to the game mean that you donāt really have to socialize if youād rather go solo.Ā I must admit that the gameās convenience factor is a pretty big deal.Ā The fact that I donāt have to devote a lot of time to it means that I end up⦠devoting a lot of time to it.
Is it the Potential?
One of the major draws for me with games like World of Warcraft is not what you can do with it, but what you COULD do with it.Ā Azeroth is a huge, new, shiny, undiscovered world (okay, maybe a bit less shiny since the Cataclysm) and I havenāt visited every single corner of it yet.Ā Iām one of those obsessive bastards who tries to see ALL of a gameās available content.Ā Some of it ā like, say, any given dungeon ā requires you to team up with other players, which is something I donāt usually have a lot of time for, but I still feel a need to keep quests involving said content on my to-do list.Ā Even though itās highly unlikely Iāll ever get to them.Ā If you add to that the fact that theyāre regularly updating the game with MORE shiny, new things, you can see that this game may be holding my attention for a very long time.
Is it the Adventure Gaminess?
Back in the crazy, carefree days of the 1980ās, we had these things called āadventure games.āĀ Among my favorites were the games in the Quest For Glory series.Ā These were games in which you had a character with RPG-like stats and the freedom to have him wander around, fight monsters and explore different plot threads.Ā The developers at one time had an idea to make it into an online game, but that plan never came to fruition.Ā World of Warcraft seems, to me, to be the closest thing to what they had been hoping to do.Ā So maybe I play it as a way of trying to recapture my youth ā which Iām told is much safer and cheaper than the usual method of buying a muscle car and treating every road as though itās the Daytona Speedway.
But, anywayā¦
I think that if I try to be brutally honest with myself, World of Warcraft ā or any other MMO, for that matter ā is, more than anything, an excuse to listen to a bunch of podcasts.Ā I like the game music and only listened to it while playing at first, but as soon as I got comfortable enough with the game that it didnāt require my full concentration, I started playing podcasts in the background instead.Ā MMOs and podcasts can make an awesome combination.Ā Iāve already blogged about my deep podcast affliction, so I wonāt go into detail about it here.Ā But I think itās interesting that Iāve essentially got two addictions that feed into each other.Ā If one desperate need wanes, the other will always be there to drag me back to my plush Obsession Suite in the Junkie Hotel overlooking Dependence City.Ā Lucky me.
All kidding aside, though, Iāve gone several months at a time without playing WoW, and if my schedule requires it, Iāll go cold turkey once again.Ā Iāve done it voluntarily before ā most recently when I hit a point in the game at which I felt I couldnāt progress further on my own and decided to just park my characters in a corner and wait for the Cataclysm.Ā And, lo and behold, when the Cataclysm happened, there was enough new content to pull me back in.Ā Iām not sure what it says about me that it takes a near-apocalypse to garner my interest these days, but thatās another topic entirely.
To return to somewhere in the general vicinity of the point, Iām sure that what with all the various things Iāve got going on my life, sooner or later Iāll need to take another break from WoW.Ā It will be a sad day indeed but Iāll find some way to survive.Ā After all, thereās always City of Heroes.